The World Appears to be Fine… For Now
For all the worried readers, I’m happy to report that the world appears not to have ended quite yet. When I went for lunch in a cafeteria with sight on the CERN area, I didn’t see any black holes, so everything is still hunky-dorky for now.
On second thought you’re actually not supposed to see black holes, which means…
… I have not seen one. In other words, it might actually be there, not being seen just as it’s supposed to be.
OMG! THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!
Ahem. Sorry. I blame it all on the gravity well, or something.


According to their Twitter channel they are not done yet
It’s good to have people at the event horizon of things. If you start generating thousands of blog posts in a very short period of time or none at all over an extended one I’ll be sure to climb in my spaceship and get the hell out of here.
I hear the moon is quite nice this time of year.
If you are reading a post but it suddenly starts to be infinitely boring, that’s probably just me rambling, not the black hole
Then there’s the theory that black holes are gates to other universes. Would we even know if we’ve shifted? Maybe if we have some Sliders moments…
Steven Hawking also has a theory that if we did create a black hole it would dissipate before anything happened. Theories are wonderful things.