Comments on: The Darnassian Cheese Conspiracy

By: Gwaendar

Gwaendar — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 19:49:10 +0000

A fund? for nelfies? Yuck. Do I look like the treehugging welfare queen or what?

By: Ratshag

Ratshag — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 17:33:59 +0000

Yer right. Anybody what can disappear into the shadows ain’t never gonna be 100% honest - there just be too many temptationifics to pull a fast one.

But I don’t care fer cheese that much, so I’d be more’n happy to sends mine to the poor cheeseless nelfies, if somebody were to set up a fund or sumthin’.

By: agador

agador — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:41:28 +0000

I’ve always wondered why my primary source of this cheese was from mobs. I’m glad that I’m not the only one to think about this; it’s an Azerothian conspiracy I tell you! Illidan might be masterminding this one, we weren’t prepared for cheese.

By: gt

gt — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:36:09 +0000

I think Someone is on to something.

Its like Hagen-dazs ice cream or Corona beer. Named in a way to market it as fancy and foreign but actually all lies!

Boycott the cheese!

By: Pengu

Pengu — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 23:13:22 +0000

@Mynt

I’m betting its tiger milk. They’ve got plenty of those.

By: Mynt

Mynt — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:13:03 +0000

Also… there aren’t even any cows in Darnassus. I wonder if they use hippogryph milk to make it? Or even worse… Druid-in-Bear-Form Milk…. uggghh…

By: Someone

Someone — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:22:48 +0000

Humans created Darnassian Bleu and named it like that so that it sounded like an import delicacy…

By: Leiandra

Leiandra — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:09:50 +0000

Did you know that Chinese Fortune Cookies weren’t actually invented in China? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortune_cookie

Maybe it’s something like that.